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November 2008
- Why are Goths depressed?
- Is a vampire safe going to a regular medical doctor, or can they conceal their vampirism?
- What are queer vampires?
- Where did you get your codpiece?
- How did you become an impersonator for Stevie Nicks?
- What do Vegetarians and Vegans do for Thanksgiving?
- What's the largest turkey you ever raised?
June 2008
- Vultures have taken up roost on my house or in my neighborhood. How do I get rid of them? (0)
- What types of fireworks are associated with most injuries? (0)
- How should I set about growing a handlebar moustache? (0)
May 2008
- How should I behave with an escort? (1)
- What do I do when there is an alligator in my neighborhood? (0)
February 2008
- If a woman is menstruating, does that increase her risk of bear attack? (1)
- Who pays for Princes William and Harry? (0)
- Can I use someone else's urine in my Whizzinator Kit? (0)
- Do I have to be fat to do sumo? (0)
- Do you ever re-use chocolate? (0)
- Steroids: Where do I inject? (0)
- When I'm tested for a STD, will everyone in the waiting room hear my name be called? (0)
January 2008
- Do goats really eat tin cans and garbage? (0)
- What is the difference between the handmade Rambo III knife and the United Cutlery replica? (1)
- On what novels or literary works were Kubrick’s films based? (0)
- How do I use a Blowgun? (0)
- Is The Brick Testament really created entirely out of LEGO? (0)
- Can I drink before my tattoo? (0)
- Do Mormons wear special undergarments? (0)
- Should Potty Mitts be used for wiping my child’s bottom? (0)
- Who is the typical Super Bowl attendee? (0)
- What weapons will I be shooting? (0)
- Can pregnant woman bellydance too? (0)
- How difficult is the Cross-English Channel Swim? (0)
- If my home is infested by a demon, can I beat it on my own? (0)
- I want to play beer pong, but I don't like beer. Is this okay? (0)
- What's the difference between a celebrity lookalike and a celebrity impersonator? (0)
- What are the requirements to caucus? Can students vote? (0)
December 2007
November 2007
- How far into space do your rockets fly? (1)
- Should I be afraid of owning an antique wax doll? (1)
- Does Laser Tattoo Removal hurt? (0)
- Can I name a cyclone? (0)
October 2007
- How can I protect myself from alien abduction? (2)
- If you don't believe in the devil or Satan, why do you use the sign of the devil, the pentagram? (1)
- How does light pollution affect astronomers? And what can be done about it? (0)
- How does stab- and puncture-resistant body armor work? (1)
- Why does the flame in my candle keep going out? (0)
- What are the best sexual positions to get pregnant? (0)
- Who's Coming? (0)
- Aren't the creators of these games actually all pagans and Satanists? (1)
- Can we use antimatter to propel a car or a spaceship? (2)
- Where are the world's two largest ice sheets and why is NASA studying them? (0)
- Where can I get a ninja sword? (0)
- Are there any differences between swingers and nudists? (0)
- What's the Best Time of Year to Get a Tattoo? (1)
September 2007
- What Show Has Won the Most Emmys? (2)
- How do I wear my horns? (0)
- What product is taking up the most space in US landfills? (3)
- What is pork-barrel spending? (1)
- When was Labor Day first celebrated in the United States? (0)
August 2007
- What's the highest parachute jump ever made? (2)
- What is the NSA Domestic Spying Program? (1)
- How will the Antichrist take over the world? (3)
- How can I get my unit in? (2)
- How can I get my partner interested in a vibrator without offending or turning my partner off? (3)
- My child is really out of control. Do you expect to be able to control him? (1)
- When did Alfred E. Neuman get his name? (0)
- Why was the flying scene cut from the Rocky Mountain Holiday release? (1)
- How can you tell male and female whale sharks apart? (0)